Frictionless man

Goodness, all that for one man?

Christ flavoured crisps.

Local elections are on the way and so far the BNP have done more to secure my vote than anyone else, since they have put two leaflets through the door in the last six months, a feat unmatched by any other polictical party in the area. Disgustin

B’aint be roight, you shouldn’t be feedin’ it.

Lovely fruit sicky burps.