Fat Cat Bounce
By
King Frictionless, posted on 10/13/2008 11:30:19 AM
There was once a little boy who threw stones. When he was in school he would throw stones at the other children and they all told him;
“Don’t throw stones, if you keep throwing stones you will break something and it will go badly for you when you do.”
But he wouldn’t listen.
When he was at home the little boy would throw stones at the birds and his neighbours’ pets and they would shout at him;
“Don’t throw stones, if you keep throwing stones you will break something and it will go badly for you.”
But he wouldn’t listen to them.
When he was out he would throw stones at passing cars and the motorists would shout and beep their horns, saying;
“Don’t throw stones, if you keep throwing stones you will break something and it will go badly for you.”
But he wouldn’t listen to them either.
One day he went down to the train tracks and threw stones at the signals. A train passed and surprised him so much that he fell down into a ditch and was eaten by rats.